Sky High
Two men came to my house today and turned me on, and about time too. My Sky TV blew up ten days ago and I have been ‘without functionality’ since. This meant that a programme that lasted an hour...
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I have today e-mailed Gordon Brown and promised him my vote if he will arrange a small detour for HMS Albion between Santander and Plymouth. I need the warship to nip over to New York and collect my...
View ArticleHorlicks and Statuettes
Oscars 2011 – what was good about it? Oprah presenting an award in a gorgeous black and grey dress that worked her bosom/waist ratio to perfection. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban together in the front...
View ArticleOats and Oprah
My husband doesn’t know who Oprah Winfrey is. I know this for sure because at breakfast today he asked me if we were going to the opera. I tried opera once, and it hurt my sinuses. I said no way and...
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